Hey Mikey- “To Slay A Snitch!”

Hey Mikey,

How do I deal with somebody I live with (I’m in a boarding school) who snitches on everybody, who everybody hates, but is sweet dicking the staff and they feed into it. I wanna beat his ass, but that means expulsion. how do I get Mr. Snitch to stop and shut his mouth?

-Sam

***Sam, the only way to beat a snitch is by beating them at their own game. Put your fists away and use your wits because getting kicked out of boarding school is never a good look! This kid is probably snitching to the staff because he too has something to hide–something BIG. He is Olivia Pope-ing the situation, by creating a buffer in case there’s ever a fall out involving him. The staff won’t be so harsh with their snitch, similar to how the police are lenient with their informants. Play it safe, and keep it cool, by seemingly befriending them. Learn what you must and then use it. They say keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer. There in lies your plan, and using his own secrets against him is his ammo. Keep me posted!

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