So, Tiger Woods and his new boo made their first public appearance as a couple at the Met Gala on Sunday night and in true party animal fashion, he got drunk, fell UP a flight of stairs and staggered away with the help of his embarrassed girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn. Let’s take pause and focus on that man’s face. SMH! What’s it saying to you?

After attending the Met Gala with girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, the couple headed to the star-studded after-party at the Boom Boom Room on top of the Standard Hotel, where Woods, 37, had too much to drink, according to Us Weekly.

An insider said, “Tiger looked uncomfortable” as the 28-year-old beautiful blond ski champ led him through the crowd.

The couple was reportedly spotted checking out the city’s skyline before taking their seats to enjoy conversation and drinks. Vonn and Woods even reportedly engaged in some PDA, holding hands and kissing for most of the night.

But as the drinks took effect, Woods supposedly got up and danced awkwardly before grabbing Vonn’s butt. She laughed about the affectionate tug but soon became a bit more serious as the night went on.

By 2 a.m., when the couple started to exit the party, Woods apparently fell while attempting to walk up a small flight of steps. According to a witness, his tumble caused him to freeze until a stern-faced Vonn came to his rescue, helping him to his feet and guiding him on their way out. Woods was reportedly swaying a bit after the fall.

Mess. Mess. Messy. Mess.

viaNYDaily