Watch Porn, Save The Planet

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That’s right, you heard me.

I was shocked when I first learned it as well, but I’m exactly right. Pornhub, one of the internets most popular pornography websites, is giving back in a way that I (for one) never saw coming!

On Arbor Day, April 25th, the popular sight announced that for the next week, they will plant one tree for every 100 videos watched in a specific category on their site. I’ll give you a hint… think Idris Elba! That’s right ladies, you guessed it! The campaign is called “Pornhub Gives America Wood”–clever right? I know many people do there best to make sure no one knows that they (like most of us) are porn watchers, but for this week only–LIVE. Watch as much big stick porn as you can. Mother nature and I both thank you in advance!

I knew sex was healthy for the body, but thank goodness for pornhub’s generosity. Now it can save the planet! According to the current count, they will be planting no less than 12,000 trees over America! What great news.

Let’s be the cause for some much needed trees this week! Remember, there’s nothing wrong with being a sexual being! You’d be surprised at what you can learn from porn. Don’t be shy. We’ve all done it, but this time it’s for an excellent cause! Put your shame to the side and let’s do what we can to plant those trees. If you’re lucky, your honey will want to partake with you! Be creative! Have fun!

Here’s to a great beginning of the weekend!

-Isis.

Isis Nezbeth

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